Good American
a good american is “an american who knows what is good for him”. or in other words, a usa citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
a good american pays all the taxes.
a good american doesn’t care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
a good american supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
a good american buys american cars.
danny: hey johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in iraq?
johnny: no, i am a good american.
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