Good Boyfriend Points
a way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. they usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. kind of like a “get out of jail free” card for relationships
boyfriend: “fuuuck, man!”
boyfriend’s friend: “what?”
boyfriend: “i got wasted and cheated on alyssa man… she’s totally p-ssed!”
boyfriend’s friend: “d-mn man; she caught you cheating? you’re totally f-cked.”
boyfriend: “nah man all those good boyfriend points might end up saving me…”
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