Good Ship Venus
perhaps the worst ship to ever sail the ocean.
its figurehead was a wh-r- in bed, and its mast was the captain’s p-n-s.
it is such a horrible vessel, it has its own song:
aboard the good ship venus,
by christ ya should’ve seen us.
the figurehead was a wh-r- in bed,
and the mast was the captains p-n-s.
the s-x pistols picked up this song, rewrote it, and named it friggin’ in the riggin’
dirty sailor song, bawdy sea shanty.
aboard the good ship venus…
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