Goodwill Cunting
when a person sh-gs another person as a favor to someone else. there are two types of goodwill c-nting scenarios, categorized by whose benefit motivates the sh-gging.
1) third-party goodwill c-nting: the goodwill c-nter is doing the sh-gging as a favor for a third party (not the one being sh-gged). this is often done to facilitate s-x between other people (e.g., having s-x with a hot girl’s ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being sh-gged (e.g., sh-gging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).
2) direct-beneficiary goodwill c-nting: the favor is for the one being sh-gged. this type of goodwill c-nting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never ever get laid.
1) mike owes me big time! he finally scored with that hot girl krisi, thanks to my throwing down some goodwill c-nting on her ugly friend jeni.
2) man, i feel so bad for bobby! he’s so sweet and never gets laid. since he did my homework all year, i might just throw down some goodwill c-nting if i can’t get my ugly friend jeni to f-ck him for me.
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