Google Autonomous Vehicle
when a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. there is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).
a google autonomous vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. once the google autonomous vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.
i became a google autonomous vehicle when i punched “tapas bar near me.”
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