Google-chondriac
much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
you: hey what’s this red spot on your back?
them: -checks- omfg you’re right! i’m dying. i have aids. ah. -googles: what’s it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?-
you: dude, you’re such a google-chondriac
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