Google Expert


–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use google during conversation to research a topic and p-ss that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.
i was talking to dave the “high school dropout,” turned, “google expert.” i spoke about the astrophysics cl-ss i was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. dave said nothing and turned to google. soon after he replies, “actually no. the speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second.”

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