google gangster


a google gangster is exactly that- a wannabe who shaves his head, saggs the blue pressed d-ckies and puts on a white t shirt that is three sizes too big. don’t forget the squared sungl-sses! they make you look tough.
google gangsters (or gg’s) live by the creed, “it’s not where you’re from, it’s what you know”. everything a gg knows about “banging” they learned from a search engine such as google.
thug 1: “look at that fool, homie”
thug 2: “wasn’t he in ffa?”
thug 1: “yeah, he’s a real google gangster”
this refers to an individual, justin m. for privacy’s sake i won’t list his full last name. but he is the original google gangster. he does it mcwilli style fo sho!

also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by jm that bullies small websites into using google.com. if they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
man, that kid is searching so much, he think’s he’s the google gangster. but he is not. justin is.

the google gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo…and then he made me search for ‘i told you so’ on google.com.
this refers to an individual, justin m. for privacy’s sake i won’t list his full last name. but he is the original google gangster. he does it mcwilli style fo sho!

also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by jm that bullies small websites into using google.com. if they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.

man, that kid is searching so much, he think’s he’s the google gangster. but he is not. justin is.

the google gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo…and then he made me search for ‘i told you so’ on google.com.

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