a person who is called upon only when someone wants them to google something.
can you google how to make an egg?
no i am not your google slave.
- grannie snatch
young guy pick’n up old lady or vice versa he could’nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie sn*tching around closing time. or,that old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie sn*tch hard! young guy hitting on an old lady or vice versa that dude was totally grannie sn*tching at closing time. […]
a person (or ent*ty) who does what they have always done, whether or not it makes sense or is logical. a habitarian’s favorite explanation is “because we’ve always done it that way.” a habitarian does not only not think outside the box–a habitarian does not think inside the box, or anywhere else! friend: why don’t […]
- harry daniels
b*lls. i just got kicked in the harry daniels. i have a pain that goes from my carrie asus to my harry daniels.
- haunted hoochie
a post abortion v*g*n* guy 1: you’re still gonna have s*x with ashley even though she had an abortion? guy 2: h*ll no! she has a haunted hoochie a post abortion v*g*n* guy 1: you’re still gonna have s*x with ashley even though she had an abortion? guy 2: h*ll no! she has a haunted […]