google stalk


to determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.
dude, i totally google stalked you… your mom is hot.
to stalk someone using the search engine google to turn up information about the person that can be found on the internet.
this guy kept bugging me on one chat channel, asking me to meet him irl, which totally creeped me out. after he got banned he switched to another channel and started googlestalking me. so he found my livejournal!
search for facts/information about someone by looking up their name, address and any other known facts on google
i spent all day google stalking our new neighbours – the one downstairs runs a record company from home
verb: to gather as much information as possible about a man/woman you don’t really know by doing a variety of searches in google.
“dude, i had such a crush on her, i even did a googlestalk on her. it turned out she was on a herpes support message board. f-ck that, man”
obsessively doing a search on google for info on a person, especially an ex, and finding out any info on the internet about them.
i google stalked my ex michael, learned that he lives in ca with his wife whom is an attorney and has 4 kids –
utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. this practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. this practice can be used for finding someone’s home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
me: how did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
you: because i google-stalked him and found out his dad’s name using the white pages and then searched that.
when someone waits for you to log on to instant messaging then immediately pounces with a message..
“man, that crazy chick in accounts keeps sending me messages as soon as i log on.”
“dude, you’ve been googlestalked.”

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