Googlective


making google your homepage, installing the toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from google as possible. you are now one with the googlective. -ssistance is mutual, microsoft is irrelevant. they will be -ssimilated to service us. we will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. you will adapt to use only our services. resistance is futile!
dude1: man, microsoft costs a nut to buy, so i got a google account, email and started using their programs. that toolbar and picasa are the nugget as well!
dude2: welcome to the googlective! i have everything on my google account. i can access it anywhere in the galaxy…i mean in the world, heh heh heh
dude1: why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a vcr?

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