Googly Monster
a cuban monster who lives under your bed or stairs. the monster likes to wait for children, then he proceeds to grab the child and have his way with him/her. after the whole situation he smokes a blunt, tells the kid to cheer up and leaves to the next child’s house.
the life cycle of a googly starts with birth, they are as-xual. after 12 years he gets his first prey to which he lays his eggs in while he has his way. after a 7 month incubation the parent either splits into 2 or his eggs eat away the child like a parasite.
the only way to stop a googly is to call the cops, due to his hispanic look the cops most likely will shoot him instead of arresting him.
mark got attacked by a googlymonster last night. he should have called the cops.
a type of monster that lives under stairs in the bas-m-nts of houses. they grab your legs and pull you back down whilst you run back upstairs.
the googly monster almost got me last time i went downtstairs.
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