Goon Blasting


the act of -n-lly fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral s-x. can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely -ssociated with a group. is not gender specific.

alternatively: goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
dude i saw mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. what a wh-r-!

guy 1: dude is that girl sl-tty or is it just me?
guy 2: yea man, shes a goon blaster.

hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?

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