gooning

is an adverb used to described a substandard performance while engaging in the sport of soccer.
that team is really playing terrible, they are “gooning” it.
along with albolene, one of the bate-culture shibboleths that reveal a man as an obsessive (and knowledgeable) masturbator. the word possibly derives from childhood traditions of making a grotesquely silly “goon” face (e.g., at the end of the “little bunny foo-foo” game), or from the goggle-eyed, phallic-nosed character alice the goon in old popeye comic strips from the 1930s.

”gooning” may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the beautiful sight of his own erection, so that he no longer really needs other stimulation such as p-rnographic words and imagery. he’s turned on by witnessing his own s-xual arousal — that is, he’s turned on by the fact of his turned-on-ness — and by simply gazing at his own hard, throbbing, prec-m-leaking, magnificently male p-n-s.

he may also have a sensation that he is his c-ck, and his c-ck is him, and furthermore, that nothing exists except himself and the dong. (being a geek, i once suggested that the goon state could be compared to that episode of star trek: the next generation where a subsp-ce fluctuation in the warp drive’s matter/antimatter ganeckticazoid ends up flinging beverly crusher into a collapsing micro-universe that contains only herself and an unmanned u.s.s. enterprise.) anyway, while all this is happening, there’s a high probability that his face is contorted into some mighty undignified expressions — and hence the term “goon.”
gooning
the act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator; getting so into masturbating, or jacking off, that the dude becomes a total goon; becomes stupid on his own c-ck. can think of nothing else but busting a nut.
big bro: dude, i’m sorry. i didn’t know you were jacking off.

lil bro: i’m not just jacking off bro, i’m f-cking gooning on this d-ck!
“gooning” may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his p-n-s. since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man’s d-ck will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. as the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his c-ck : the gooning state, where he and his d-ck become one. to be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man’s body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. when this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. as a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his p-n-s is exposed to. hence the term “goon”, since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one’s own talents. rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
i spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.
a practice particular to engineering students at the university of saskatchewan. involves stunting, painting things red, and hanging cars from bridges. partic-p-nts in said activities are called “goons” and are usually members of the “goon squad”

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the goon squad suspended a red car with a giant e from the train bridge. it was a true act of gooning
a rampage that starts after drinking lots of cheap wine ie: goon, which involves driving into bins and letterboxes, pushing over sandstone pillars/letterboxes, egging houses and cars, stealing garden gnomes and solar lights and blowing up or towing rubbish bins. “gooning” a word for teenage drunken stupidity! a word created by my mate rob of s.a
“you boys up for some gooning tonight”
the act of being a goon. also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.
stop gooning around and get to work!!!!
the act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.
mike: “yo you going to the gym today?”
stuart: “yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today.”