Goontang


a tasty alcoholic drink combining the subtle flavours of goon (insanely cheap cask wine) and tang (sp-ce age orange flavoured cordial concentrate power). a cheap and easy way to get yourself competely trashed.
person a : “hey dude, what are you drinkin’ tonight?”
person b : “goontang!!”
person a : “wow – i never knew you were cool…!”
goontang – alcoholic mixed beverage
a highly sophisticated c-cktail made by adding a small portion of orange tang to cask wine.
-goontang
1 part tang
2 part goon
served in 425ml beer gl-ss
-goontini
1 part goon
2 part gin
small about of tang for flavour
served in martini c-cktail gl-ss

use goontang to get some poontang

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