goopwhack
verb.
to subscribe an unsuspecting victim to gwyneth paltrow’s goop newsletter
executed as an act of hatred or adoration
“i think that square-faced c-nt nancy keeps goopwhacking me!”
“let’s goopwhack people we hate all weekend.”
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