goozer
a teenager who is not good at video games but still plays them.
man, leonard was being such a goozer last night.
a goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.
yalda: oh my god! that “king authaaa” dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a goozer!
a goozer is an irish term (old skool irenad, that is) for a big sloppy kiss.
“gis a goozer ya s-xy aul’ gobsh-te!”
when you break up with a girl who quiefs a lot on your d-ck, and sleeps with other men while dating you. you call her a goozer.
man you know that chick spencer i went out with. what a goozer.
that fleshy wormlike hanger on (appendage) in the back of your throat. commonly known as the uvula to the educated cl-sses. the ignant cl-sses consider it a target for skeet shootin’!
1. whoa delbert! if you make her deep-throat that thing you’ll knock her goozer plum loose.
2. d-mn, after all that boozin last night my goozer feels like a jelly bean stuck in my throat.
male s-x organ commonly referred to as the p-n-s
“he has a big goozer!”
who who needs not vaction, or who must work through a vacation. otherwise bearing harsh psychological ramifications
“he goozered away his vacation…”
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