Gopher Hole


while giving a cincinnati bowtie (tracheotomy style), the receiving partic-p-nt leans the head backward. thus allowing the p-n-s to protrude from the mouth. as if it were a gopher sticking it’s head out of a gopher hole.
the gopher hole was originally preformed at mccullough-hyde memorial hospital in oxford, ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.

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