Gordito


cute little fat boy;
a pet or nickname used affectionately
see: gordita
nona calls little ricky “my gordito” because he loves ice cream so much.
word in spanish, nice way to call a boyfriend who’s really sweet and cute
mi gordito es bien bueno!
spanish for chubby. you can get gorditos in many situations.
1)when playing sports
2)when hanging out with your girlfriend
3)when taking a test
1) awe d-mn i went to kick the ball and it went above the goal. i totally got a gordito
2) when she leaned in to kiss me, i pushed her away. what was i thinking i totally had a gordito
3) i studied all night for the test, but then i got a gordito and forgot it all. there goes my 4.0

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