Gordon College


a small expensive christian liberal arts college located north of boston composed mainly of preppy rich white christian females who compet-tively pursue the small population of strange bearded male christian hipsters, lax bros,
dude i met this girl from gordon college yesterday and she told me jesus loved me!

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