Gordon’s Law


the act in which a male with the last name “gordon” commences finger fornication with a female. tickling the second brain most commonly found in the v-g-n-.

the act of “gordon’s law” gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.
– “gee gordon, remember that asian b-tch you fingered last month? she’s f-cking insane now. i think she has fallen victim to gordon’s law.”

– “yeah that b-tch be crazy.”

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