Gorillas in the mist
the process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.
person 1: gorillas in the mist n-gg-?
person 2: f-ck that sh-t bro, our water bill is already too high!
person 3: dude, f-ck it, too hot for me…
person 4: set that sh-t up!
person 1: the shower is already running!
person 2: let’s just smoke it out here!
person 1,then all: puuuuuuuuuuuussssssssyy!
old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts
“dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there.”
1. fat greek and italian woman in a sauna.
2. fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.
“dude i just caught tony’s grandmother naked in the sauna”
“eww gross, howe did it look”
“it was like i was watching gorillas in the mist”
whilst making a comment using the phrase “when the wind blows” to describe gusty, -n-l phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as gorillas in the mist.
next time you sh-t yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.
bob sneaks an unearthly t-rd into his pants.
dan: gorillas in the mist?
bob: yup, i’ve shat myself.
when you are in the bath and you have explosive diarrhoea.
the mist represents the brown mist being expelled from your -n-s and the gorillas are the nuggets also being expelled from said -n-s.
steve: woah! last night i had a curry then took a bath. i had gorillas in the mist.
john: nice steve… nice…
while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. b-tt stuff. double b-tt stuff.
zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.
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