gorjuss
1. official: (noun) a santoro line of gifts for young girls including stationary, clothing and other items.
2. unofficial: (adjective) a word used by (mostly) teenage and young adult women from the north east of england to describe their profile pictures when really it’s a photo of them pouting in a club wearing too much fake tan. can also apply as an adjective for things like purses, bling/cr-p jewellery etc. a misspelling of gorgeous, i -ssume because regular computers don’t have autocorrect.
1. ‘dear santa, i’d really like some gorjuss pyjamas for christmas’
2. ‘omg babe u luk gorjuss in dat foto loll such a gud night out && i drank waay to much jaegerbombs lmao xxx’
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