Gorman

gorman

1st definition: noun: a person, esp. a shyster, who uses unscrupulous, fraudulent, or deceptive methods in business but spends all his earnings on prost-tutes

2nd definition: verb: to take other peoples hard earned cash to make fruitless business ventures, rife with hollow promises.

3rd definition: noun: a person who runs a business on the verge of dest-tution due to his poor organizational skills
i did a job for the circus when they came to town but the b-st-rds pulled a gorman on me and spent my wages on drink and p-rno.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into somebody’s food without them knowing
that dude at taco bell gormaned in my burrito!
(verb) to wipe your -ss incorrectly. performed by putting your arm between your legs and wiping downwards.
“wow, i just gormaned and got sh-t all over my b-lls”
the coolest man alive
beyonce:omg its gorman! s-x him up!
a creature that is half man and half gorilla. typically a large afro-american and found on basketball courts and football fields.
gloria james was impregnated by a silverback gorilla and the result was lebron james, a full fledged gorman.

“who is that gorman from the green mile?”
“michael clarke duncan.”
the name gorman originated in the 18th century and was the name given to b-st-rd sons shunned by family and friends for s-xual deviance towards animals.
villager: “dont look at him son, he’s a gorman.”
to light a cig and not smoke it so it creates a cigarette long ash in the ashtray
“don’t b-m a smoke from me and then let it gorman in the tray!”

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