gormley
an excuse made to distract from the truth of a situation red herring
matt pulled a gormley and called off sick with the flu from work today, but he actually drank a quart of grey goose the night before and feels like sh-t now.
describing something that is rather unpleasant.
“her body was fine, but her face was pretty gormley.”
(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful p-ssionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. the old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from washington d.c. and they lived happily every after.
gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
to screw something up, big time.
originated from southern california dj keith gormley at kwvs 101.5 f.m, who accidentally played the theme song to the jetsons a whopping 53 times in one hour by mistake.
he really gormleyed that last trip to the loo when he peed all over himself.
a gormley is a v-g-n- with copious pubic hair straightened using gsd’s or the like. also may be used in a more aggressive manner to describe someone as a c-nt.
that b-tch is so annoying, if she doesn’t shut up i’m going to kick her right in the gormley
a r-t-rded midget that has an iq of 1.5, lacks talent of any sort except for p-n-s/s-m-n consumption, can fit an entire banana in his mouth
is that gormley with 5 c-cks in his mouth all at once? wow, he loves that c-ck, he’s been going at it for 3 hours!
pedophile whos the taste of the almighty c-ck, especially the c-ck of mr bowman, fr meehan, and mrs cogan(yes she has a c-ck), currently dating brian orzechowski, and gormley is the pillow biter in the relationship
is that matt ormley getting g-ngb-nged by the entire varsity lax team
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