Gorph Landes


a newer s-x position often used by people who are of the younger generations. developed in delaware last year, two people are in the act of s-x when the female p–ps on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her v-g-n-l area. the male then licks off of feces while eating the girl’s v-g-n-l area out and proceeds to then sh-t all over her face while she then gives him head.
“oh baby gimme that gorph landes im so f-cking h-rny!!”

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