got invite
phrase used when your mates dog it and don’t invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got f-cking invite is a popular variation )
person 1: i went out to the new thai place past night
person 2 : got invite
person1 : it was a family thing ….
person 2 : family thing that i didn’t get invite too
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