Got to three
what someone says after biting into their tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial.
poorly drawn boy: mr. owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
owl: let’s find out, one…a-two-hooo….three (crunch), three.
anonymous voice: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know….
dude: how many?
bub: don’t know, got to three.
dude: aw, who cares, let’s get wasted.
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