Gothmog
lord of the balrogs, high-captain of angbad, slayer of feanor, fingon, and ecthelion. although ecthelion slayed gothmog as well. the same name was given to an orc lieutenant of minas morgul.
“…much is told in the fall of gondolin: of the battle of ecthelion of the fountain with gothmog lord of balrogs in the very square of the king, where each slew the other…”
1. that guy from lord of the rings who goes “stand your ground” while boulders are being catapulted during the big battle in return of the king.
2. liam hall
“sup gothmog”
“ffs stop calling me that”
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