Gothzilla
a minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being kenneth eng and robert h. marko), gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. he has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and -n-lly raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. he makes art and videos which emphasize this. he confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
kid in detention 1: i swear, if they don’t let us out of here soon, i’m gonna start stabbing people.
kid in detention 2: don’t say sh-t like that.
kid in detention 1: why? because they’ll put me in “ther-uh-pee”?
kid in detention 2: no, because it makes you sound like gothzilla.
kid in detention 1: oh. i’ll stop now.
a member of the clique know as goths, that is either gigantic or is a quote unquote leader of the rest of his/her fellow goths.
that gothzilla could kick your -ss any day!
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