gotta ride the stool bus


an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to “dropping the cosby kids at the pool”
bill “what’s the rush??”
dave “i gotta ride the stool bus”
bill “don’t forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way”
dave “planned on it”

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