government mule


one who is beaten up while jim ross is on commentary.
jr: he’s getting beat like a government mule!
it’s what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don’t have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.
i have to to tell you that was one h-ll of a slobberknocker and jaired got beat like a f-ckin government mule.
jobber in the old mid-south territory and nephew of the junkyard dog. stole jim ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
jim ross: he’s getting beaten like a government mule!

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