Gowanism


a phrase used in a simile form to help explain the situation and/or the action you must perform.
gowanism examples:

“you got to get on all four’s and bear crawl like a wild–ss indian”

“buggy’s gonna go through 4 hole like a diamond through a goats -ss”

“buggy’s gonna p-ss that safety like 2 ships p-ssing in the night”

“sometimes when your toatin the mail john you have to find a soft spot to lay down”

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