a creature with no life and talent. although, it loves seaweed and other yummy fish. also, chubby, and rolls always when sad.
“heyyyyy, how’s it going gowrishangar?”
1. holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure. 2. resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming p*ssy whipped. 3. watching or observing anything that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a […]
- turtle retreat
when a b*tch is taking a literal sh*t and you ram your c*ck up her *ss. d*mn dog you made that “turtle retreat”
someone who’s extremely illogical yet egotistical, delusional, manipulative, offensive and otherwise posssess a chain of negative qualities that come together to form the vile creature that they currently are. truf*gs often believe themselves to be great at things that they actually completely fail at, and when faced with superior surroundings, truf*gs will try their best […]
- d*ck on the side
same as chic on the side except with d girl, how’s your d*ck on the side? he done me good last night!