grab your ass with both hands
to take control of your situation.
imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. now imagine you are grabbing your -ss with both hands to push yourself along.
or grabbing your -ss with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
my crisis-pr-ne neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.
i told her “grab your -ss with both hands” and went out for a beer with my friends.
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