Gràizer


(pr-nounced graiy-zer)

a type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. they are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. the cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.
sue: ben im gonna sleep -opens sheets-….. ewwww wtf is that sh-t….
ben: looks fresh…. it must be a gràizer from the previous residents.

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