grammateur
an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.
bob never uses “their” and “there” properly in his emails. he’s such a grammateur.
a new grandmother who has no idea what she’s doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to jcw for the definition)
bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter’s diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.
grammateur – an amateur of correct grammar. for example someone who is unable to realise the difference between “your/you’re” or “there/their/they’re”.
david: “did you see sophie’s facebook post? what a grammateur!”
joseph: “yeah, i think she may be illiterate.”
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