Grampod


n. a pre-ipod mp3 player or one with a design typical of such. will generally have one or more of the following attributes; discman-style push-b-ttons, a clunky, c-mbersome appearance and relatively small storage sp-ce.

a portmanteau of ‘grampa’ and ‘ipod’.
screw all this sleek, trendy cr-p, i’m happy with my grampod.

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