gramps

a man who claims to be a young boy, but is actually an old man with grey hair.
will usually say their hair is ash eg. charlie sheen
“this guys trying to hang with us be he’s such a gramps!”
someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because ‘its a bonus if anyone is listening’
gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.
an endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
“g” used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. we used to prefer “g” when he wasn’t such a gramps!
any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.
“way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!”

“c’mon, slow-ss gramps!”

“jesus christ, get the h-ll outta my way, gramps!”
an endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.
“g” used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. we used to prefer “g” when he wasn’t such a gramps!
a crazy b-st-rd from seattle known for his way with the ladies. particularly when on vacation in vegas.
gramps get off that 19 year old. you don’t know where she’s been.
a man married to granny
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????
to b-m an item or service by har-ssment, without intention of returning the favor.
“hey, can i gramps a cigarette…please?”