Granbury, TX
a small town that has never amounted to anything besides the main character in eddie’s million dollar cookoff and members of the tight pants kids or tpk. when asked what there is to do in granbury the answer is always the same…take artsy pictures or go to grandma’s house in kansas.
kid 1: hey what do you want to do in granbury, tx today?
kid 2: well, first i’m going to grease up my hips to fit my jeans on then i’m going to cut my t-shirt into a v.
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