GRAND AM
actually a pretty decent car, according to most people grand am’s are total sh-t. but you see those people have no idea how to take care of a god d-mn car. later grand am’s where equipped with eco tecs, twin cams, and 3400 v6’s. the grand am gt was surprisingly quick and was more than fast enough to sh-t on your town’s local honda civic ricers.
grand am’s are great cars.
dude 1:d-mn dude that grand am gt just kicked that civics -ss!
dude 2: well yeah grand am gt’s are pretty quick
a car made by pontiac, gm, good engine compact but has a lot of room, and really fast.
d-mn did you see that car what was it? it went by so fast that i didn’t see it.
it was a grand am
a car made by pontiac with the sole purpose of high expectations and low turnout. features include but are not limited to: broken ac, blown head gaskets, sh-tty paint, hole ridden carpets, falling headliners, turning signals that cut off the engine, and turn activated horns.
that car is such a f-cking grand am
a car made by pontiac with features such as: broken a/c, broken turn signal, broken dome light, and no power anything.
my grand am turned to sh-t just months after the lease expired and i bought the d-mn thing.
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