Grand Canyon

the grand canyon refers to a girl who is extremely blown out. the relevence of this term is that, just like the real grand canyon, the chick’s v-g-n- is forever stretched for for a huge distance. girls with grand canyon tw-ts should be avoided, as they have seen more than their fair share of d-cks and probably contain numerous stds.
justin decided that he was going to have s-x with his new girlfriend megan, but when he took off her clothes he wisely decided to back out, due to her grand canyon v-g-n-.
big expandable p-ssy that can fit numerous d-cks inside.
stretched p-ssy
lady: he is small
man: maybe the ball park was too big, even a 747 (jetplane) looks small in the grand canyon
a steep-sided gorge carved by the colorado river in the state of arizona.
arizona is the grand canyon state.

the most breathtaking view you have ever seen!

mother natures v-g-n-
the water in the grand canyon is gods j-zz
a v-g-n- that is loose and dry

a female version of the male “chode”( a p-n-s that is wider than it is long)
b-tch: marty you have a chode.
marty: oh ya, b-tch, you have a grand canyon.
while having s-x with a girl, grab a rolling pin or other large shaped object and ream her tw-t. once you pull the object out and her gash is gaping, yell into her tw-t lips “h-llo” and wait for the echo.
her gaping gash echoed like the grand canyon!
the act of spreading a girl’s -ss cheeks or v-g-n-l lips, then -j-c-l-t-ng at the top and watching the c-m drip down the crack, mimicking the river that flows in the grand canyon.
she was begging me to c-m on her, so i spread those cheeks and gave her the grand canyon.

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