Grand Larceny
1) when someone f-cks up and/or takes your sh-t.
2) when you f-ck up and/or take someone’s sh-t.
brad: “angela committed grand larceny on my d-ck last night bro. she f-cking ran into the sunset wit dat sh-t.”
pete: “dis n-gg- broke into my crib de other night. so i burnt his mother f-cking house to the ground and grand larceny’d his ford pinto.”
3) when you f-ck a female so hard that she seizures and sh-ts on your d-ck.
herald: “i asked my c.p.a. out to dinner so she wouldn’t expose our tax fraud. ended up commitin’ grand larceny on that b-tch last night.”
gregory: “yeah dawg, last night i f-cking committed grand larceny on tina. i f-cking made the b-tch leak like the mother f-ckin’ hoover d-mn.”
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