Grand Ledge
this small town has more drama than every show on mtv combined.
grand ledge is separated between cop lovers and haters. a mouthy kid was shot and killed by a cop back in february, and people are still crazy about it. the story has appeared on cnn multiple times. there are signs around town saying “justice for deven.” the most common form of “support” by these individuals include trolling police department facebook pages.
oh yeah, facebook. the infamous grand ledge community page is the root of many problems. people constantly complain about snowplows, elections, leaf pick up, cops, sunshine, oxygen, etc.
the grand ledge high school football team actually had a good year. they made it to semifinals. maybe they could have a chance if the 1st string varsity team didn’t only consist of coaches’ kids.
so there it is, grand ledge is falling apart quicker than the actual ledges this town was named after.
did you see those keyboard warriors on the grand ledge community page?
another disappointing football game for grand ledge!
a suburb of lansing. this town is messed up!!!1 the only thing to do in grand ledge is drugs.
grand ledge is boring! wanna go get high?
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