grand theft auto

a great game that some feminists and the pta and everybody else with a hair up their -ss made a big deal out of. you can shoot people, do missions for gangs, hijack cars. and pick up hookers. some parents blame murders that their kids commited on the game-far be it from them to admit tha their kids might’ve had a problem. its just a video game and it isnt real. overall one of the best games ever made, and since its release ther have been many grand theft auto-style games that were much worse than gta, but there was no controversy, but whenever a gta game comes out they have a prob. so. protesters, f-ck you.
that hooker did me and took my money!! i’ll just run her sk-nky -ss over and take my cash back!
1. the crime of stealing a car.

2.the best thing to happen to videogames ever. first developed for the pc in 1996, gta created a huge storm with it’s ground breaking violence, just like mortal kombat before it. even though it branded an ’18’ certificate, there was still outrage. it was when it hit the psone that things really started to get stirred up. on the daily mail (england) the words ‘evil “game”‘. when gta london hit the shelves, again the daily mail were the first to brand it with a mark. “an addition to the evil.” it said, reffering to that it was the first add-on pack ever made. gta2, and it had all calmed down a bit. there was still some anger though. when driver wowed the crowds with it’s 3d graphics and smooth handling, rockstar knew they had to come up with a solution. so they decided to make it 3d. no suprises there then. but rockstar also decided that they would put thier next game where they knew it would sell well. that place was the next gen console. being faithful to sony and the pc, they put their game on those two systems. they knew it would sell well. but they didn’t know it would sell as well as it did. if you had told rockstar that thier game would sell 8 million copies, they would have laughed at you and called security. but that is what happened. think about that for a second. that is a lot of money. you pay £40 for a new game, and 8 million copies were sold. how much money is that? £320000000. dan houser must be laughing. the controversy this caused was outstanding. ‘the evil returns in 3 dimensions’ screamed the daily mail. of course, they had to make a sequel. so they did. it was antic-p-ted a little bit. the gameplay was slightly improved. rockstar made a little bit of money. its quite a good game. bring on san andreas!!!!!!!!!
official playstation 2 magazine uk: “vice city doesn’t just blur the barrier imbetween videogames and popular culture, it completely decimates them.”

psm2: “grand theft auto vice city is the best thing to happen to any console ever.”

official playstation 2 magazine uk: “san andreas looks so good, that a member of staff actually p-ssed themselves. that is not a lie. really.
one of the greatest video games of all time. made by rockstar north of rockstar games. newest version is known as gta: san andreas. highly recommended by most game players/critics.

always has been good. from gta 1 on up. anyone who says it’s good from gta 3 on up is just a graphics wh-r-.
guy: i like grand theft auto
quite possibly the greatest game series of all time, next to metal gear solid.
vice city pc quote from the rolling stones: “it’s not just a new frontier for games, it’s a new frontier for humanity”
a really good videogame series (refering to gta3 and all successors) that throws you into a parody of some major us city where you make a sh-tload of money by stealing, drug-dealing, shooting-up rival gangs and preforming various other errands for criminals, gangs, and other sc-mbags, and then just wreak havok or screw a hooker in your spare time. plagued (along with every other videogame in history) by a fanbase that consists primarily of hyperactive, crack-addicted 12-year-old boys who couldn’t p-ss a 1st grade spelling-bee if their lives depended on it. yeah, you all know who you are. the majority of the game’s “mature” players must not frequent internet forums that often.

oh, and this series also seems to routinely get blamed for the idiotic actions of a few rednecks and urban white trash by gun control freaks and suburban p-ss-es who want to punish everyone in the world for the misdeeds of a few dozen morons.
gta is really good stress therapy if you have to drive 40 miles through some of the sh-ttiest traffic in your region to get to work each day.
the best games ever.
“vice city is the best gta game”
the most fun/addicting/best/controvercial videogame ever.
any kid who hasent ever played a grand theft auto game has never lived!

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