Grandma Cockblock


1) when a girl/guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)when a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people’s grandmother
1::
kenny: dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

orlando: dude major grandma

2::
mike: i was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

shanon: that’s grandma c-ckblock if ii ever heard of it

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