Grandma’s Mud Castle
after having dined at grandma’s kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
i hate my in-laws so much i created a grandma’s mud castle for them!
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