Grandpa’d
term that refers to that little dribble of p-ss that totally screws up the front of your pants. it can happen as a circ-mstance of your boxers getting in the way or from dribble when you put away your junk. it’s what happens every time your grandpa goes to take a leak.
“f-ck! i just grandpa’d on the front of my new dockers…”
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