Grandpa’s Sock Drawer


a colloquial phrase used to refer to one’s stash of condoms.
sandy: i’m so wet dan. i am ready. put it to me right now.
dan: yea baby. bend over for me while i rifle through grandpa’s sock drawer and sheath one up.

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