Granny guff


– the smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small ‘poofs’of fart gas.
little girl eww, what’s that smell mum? has someone had a poo in there?

mum no sweetie, that’s just granny guff.

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